Sooooo…… in my past life as a beautiful fairy queen I am positive that I DID NOT HAVE TO BUY TOILET PAPER!!!!! I even will go so far as to say that I didn’t even have to think about toilet paper. It was not an issue on my radar. Perhaps I delegated that duty, perhaps beautiful fairy queens have no need for toilet paper- I have not determined which one it is. However, yesterday as I scoured my bathroom for a scrap of paper, just a single square (as Elaine once popularized), I realized that apparently in this present form… I AM THE ONLY ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR PURCHASING TOILET PAPER. Imagine that, who knew! Yet somehow I still thought today I could get by with one more day of using my boys bathroom supply which was also down to the last roll. I mean they are boys for God’s sake, how much toilet paper could they use. I did forget that my now 5 year old (God bless him daily!) is slightly overzealous about bathroom procedures. So tonight I realize that it is a good thing that tomorrow is a new day, and not a grocery store holiday. Because much to my beautiful fairy queen self’s surprise- I am officially out of even the smallest of square scraps! So I hope to file this away for future existence. Note to self: Keep massive amounts of toilet tissue on hand! Or… just ascend this time for good gosh darn it. 🙂